Sunday, March 20, 2011


Girl. Honey. Doll. Chica. Mama.
They've got to stop.
I am not a three year old child. Infact I'm a lot older.
They're not cute nor are they very professional.
So please, let's leave the pet names for our pets or for the little neighbor children down the street.
My name is Ashley.
Two syllables. Not one, but two.

This weather is amazing!
Ash-ley Nic-hole

Wednesday, March 16, 2011


I wish I had the worlds largest vacume.
I'm talking huge. Bigger than the mind can fathom.
I'd suck up all the horrible drugs.
I'd suck up the people who were born without any nice bones.
All the suck in the world, would be sucked up.
I'd suck up my neighbor who thinks it's okay to drive through my yard just because they're too lazy to put the car in reverse. Thus making me go out and buy a half dozen bushes and plant them all as soon as I got off work today. (Yeah, I'd say I'm a little irritated.)

Wouldn't that be nice,
-Ashley Nichole

Tuesday, March 15, 2011


My new hobby:

Jon-Quixotic aerial A_PP.jpg
I've started taking aerial silk classes from the lovely people at Quixotic
My teacher is amazing.
Not only is this something I've never done but it's a great way to get in shape for the summer!
I would recommend this to anyone who feels comfortable in spandex.
So, I don't feel round anymore.
I feel toned.

That is all,
-Ashley Nichole

Tuesday, March 8, 2011


Working nights fucking suck.
Sorry, but they do.
Maybe if I was up saving lives it'd be a different story but I'm sorting clothes...

Cha, cha, cha, changes
-Ashley Nichole

Friday, March 4, 2011


These are a few songs I've been lov'n on...

(I don't know what it is but I love the U.K. in her voice. Her and Ellie Goulding could have my babies.)

Now get'em. Turn 'em up reallllllly lound and dance your little hearts out!
-Ashley Nichole

Brown Tones.

Are almost gone...
I'll be waiting for things to turn green,
Remembering how much you mean to me.
Thinking back from where I came,
I'll take this rain any day.

-Ashley Nichole